So you can have an audience while you are on the throne?
energy1256 on
For the watchful faithful……
npx420 on
“Give me a second, I’m just going for a pew”
Bjarki56 on
P.U.
crankbot2000 on
Portland-to-Vt on
It’s got two, number two pews.
antilamentation on
Hey, they had the spare seat(s), and they put it to use 🤷♀️
HolyJuan on
For nursing mothers. Legally mandatory; god approved.
MagicKittyPants on
Don’t poo on the pew in the loo!
truckerjohn061982 on
Sometimes you have to pray before or after a deuce
AdWhich7355 on
So the angels can watch
pikpikcarrotmon on
So you can pray to God before you take a holy shit
Spetsnaz_420 on
Pew before you two
-Words-Words-Words- on
When I was a kid my dad used to fart and say “It’s like I’m in an empty church! I’m sitting in my own pew!” Anyway, it was hilarious when you were 6.
Ferreteria on
Seems like that would be a really annoying piece of furniture to move. Especially through doorways in narrow hallways.
teiubescsami on
For the dozens of kids the Catholic mothers have bring to the bathroom with them
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog on
When you’re selling blumpkins you’re bound to get a queue.
BildoWarrior6 on
All bathrooms have a pew in them.
stillgrindin699 on
So that’s where the line starts?
Dry-Main-3961 on
Those who fart in church must sit in their own pew.
paxweasley on
it’s so the line outside is shorter. you wait on the pew.
McGuirk808 on
BEAR WITNESS
SquirrelMoney8389 on
There’s a pewwww alright…
JonesyOnReddit on
Where else would you take a pew?
TripleTrucker on
You can finally sit in your own pewwww 👃
Nanosleep1024 on
Obviously you’ve never had one of those shits so bad you needed to pray for mercy
kailure_to_launch on
Jesus Is Watching…. Look Busy
naileyes on
room with a pew
Odaecom on
Man who left that pew in there?
EvLokadottr on
Is this where you pray that everything comes out ok?
Garth_AIgar on
“Dear god, please forgive me for the sins I’m about to commit”
Powerful_Concert9474 on
Its for the few preachers, teachers, coaches and creepers.
Hoboliftingaroma on
I kind of love it.
EyeYamNegan on
That for when someone goes number 2. Pew that stinks.
somethingrandom7386 on
Confuscious say man who farts in church, sits in own pew
kallmepjmak on
Let He who is without sin cast the first kidney stone
DanielCraigsAnus on
To be fair, most bathrooms have a pew in them.
lightning_po on
Historical Context:
Dresses and corsets used to be much more commonplace, and more complicated to get in and out of.
Wearing a corset “correctly” means you basically can barely breathe, and that meant you got tired much easier. It was pretty common for there to be couches/pews/recliners in women’s restrooms, especially in churches, because it gave women a place to rest and catch their breath.
perjury0478 on
That’s were the kids are sent after their first confession, so they get used to the sulphur smell /s
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So you can have an audience while you are on the throne?
For the watchful faithful……
“Give me a second, I’m just going for a pew”
P.U.
It’s got two, number two pews.
Hey, they had the spare seat(s), and they put it to use 🤷♀️
For nursing mothers. Legally mandatory; god approved.
Don’t poo on the pew in the loo!
Sometimes you have to pray before or after a deuce
So the angels can watch
So you can pray to God before you take a holy shit
Pew before you two
When I was a kid my dad used to fart and say “It’s like I’m in an empty church! I’m sitting in my own pew!” Anyway, it was hilarious when you were 6.
Seems like that would be a really annoying piece of furniture to move. Especially through doorways in narrow hallways.
For the dozens of kids the Catholic mothers have bring to the bathroom with them
When you’re selling blumpkins you’re bound to get a queue.
All bathrooms have a pew in them.
So that’s where the line starts?
Those who fart in church must sit in their own pew.
it’s so the line outside is shorter. you wait on the pew.
BEAR WITNESS
There’s a pewwww alright…
Where else would you take a pew?
You can finally sit in your own pewwww 👃
Obviously you’ve never had one of those shits so bad you needed to pray for mercy
Jesus Is Watching…. Look Busy
room with a pew
Man who left that pew in there?
Is this where you pray that everything comes out ok?
“Dear god, please forgive me for the sins I’m about to commit”
Its for the few preachers, teachers, coaches and creepers.
I kind of love it.
That for when someone goes number 2. Pew that stinks.
Confuscious say man who farts in church, sits in own pew
Let He who is without sin cast the first kidney stone
To be fair, most bathrooms have a pew in them.
Historical Context:
Dresses and corsets used to be much more commonplace, and more complicated to get in and out of.
Wearing a corset “correctly” means you basically can barely breathe, and that meant you got tired much easier. It was pretty common for there to be couches/pews/recliners in women’s restrooms, especially in churches, because it gave women a place to rest and catch their breath.
That’s were the kids are sent after their first confession, so they get used to the sulphur smell /s